Ode to Beard!

Grow fast young beard with haste and fury
May the spirit of the Beard Gods bless and hurry
Let every hair know it's noble purpose
To thrive and grow with bountiful surplus
May you keep us warm in times of freeze
And shield us from the glacial breeze
Oh, be bold young beard in all your glory
Thou time hast come to hear your story
Your rugged plight
Your regal sight
Which guards us from the frigid night