Deerbeards.com presents " The Hunting News"
Deerbeards are a special breed of Hunter. Part-beard- All Man, these guys enter the forest in search of a trophy Whitetail. Started in 2004, Deerbeards.com has become an Icon to the common man, a place where legends become reality and reality is a beard.
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"Beards aren't made, they're grown", or so the old saying goes. Here are some of our members in stellar Pre-Season Form!!
Thursday, August 31, 2006
One night during deer hunting season, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy country bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a deer hunter tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, then try his keys in five different cars before he found his. He sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
All the other deer hunters left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.00. The puzzle officer demanded to know how that could be.
The deer hunter replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
Hunting season's a Comin'. That fabled time of year when man and beast unite and husbands return to their original state of being. When they turn back into Men!
Men I say!!!
Men of the woods, Men who eat jerky and say things like " If it's Brown, It's Down" and "If grownin' a beards wrong, I don't want to be right." Men, who faithfully keep their faces clean of stub or stache. Men who willingly shop for curtains, eat peas, and cut the grass.
"How can these men be real?" Bob from accounting once asked. Who are they? They Bob, are the legends of office pools, the champions of chili, and when decorated in estrus and orange, they are the keepers of hope for all man kind.
They are the brave, they are the proud, they are The DeerBeards!