Top 10 reasons why Wives and Hunting dont Mix

10 Do you have this in pink?
9) Does this make me look fat?
8) Do my nipples show?
7) I'm not touching THAT?
6) You shot Bambi!
5) But they're so Cute
4) We should call the Kids?
3) Do you have a Blanket?
2) I'm Cold
1) I have to Pee

I hope you enjoy this post as it will most likely be the last one I make as a Married Guy